
Hi, I'm darkmage0707077, and I'm an alcoh-
*thrown brick hits him in the side of the head, knocking him over*
-ACK *crash*
...and I see the audience has heard that one already about a million times...so moving right along...ow...
I found this forum as many probably did before me: via a search engine being used to hunt a particular game down. Since there appear to be quite a few interesting games here and since this is also the ONLY site I've found that actually talks about the game I was looking for anywhere, I decided to join.
I live in the US, like long walks on the beach (naked), running through grassy meadows (naked), and playing games of explicit nature (fully clothed...in my birthday suit).
Now, children, let me tell you of my history. It all started in the 80s when my moth-
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