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[luke]

Mon cul est trop gros?

Absolutely not, it's just perfect

[Bonhomie]

The 'two leafs' rerefence reminded me of a similar phrase from my youth.

When asked by a lady my favourite flower was always "Tulips on a stalk"




As to the French for a big bum I am reminded also of this:

A wife commented to her husband of many years how she wished she had bigger breasts.

Her husband being a helpful sort of fellow replied:
"Darling you should use tissue paper. Every day rub the paper gently between your breasts."

"How the hell is that going to work?" She asks.

"Well it worked on your bum, didn't it?"

{He is recovering well and will be able to leave hospital in the next couple of weeks.}

[Ehlanna]

A few I did for one of our players:
The original test image:


A 'dressed' version, with a little scenery:


And since she is a cleric of the goddess of lust, at work:


And the latest 'challenge' with the theme of 'Disobedient!'
"Nuh uh, the panties stay on ..."

[Greebo]

Hmm, I can't help wondering how you wear a thong when you have a tail -- oi darlin', show us yer arse!

[DiTo]

Mon cul est trop gros ?

I wouldn't have thought so, DiTo, judging by your avatar, but it's difficult to tell with all that water sloshing around it.

Oops, my mistake, I''ve just noticed you were responding to a previous post! </lie mode>

Oh... Greebo.... Well, it's been nice knowing you. I am pretty sure the hit-man that DiTo is going to be hiring will take you out quickly and painlessly, but....

@Greebo:

@Lou: Hiring a hitman????? Moi.....??? for an alleycat????/ Naaahhhhh, not worth the money. And, though I think his fur isn't worth skinning, at least not for wearing it, there's always the possibility I would skin him alive. Just for fun.

[Loup Garou]

@Greebo:

@Lou: Hiring a hitman????? Moi.....??? for an alleycat????/ Naaahhhhh, not worth the money. And, though I think his fur isn't worth skinning, at least not for wearing it, there's always the possibility I would skin him alive. Just for fun.

Well... yeah... it would be fun, and FAR less expensive, but.... think of all the clean up. That is why sending him a visitor, while costing a little more, is far more effective and is far less likely to have you prosecuted for your actions (third person money wires and such). Of course, I am sure you would love for your..... assistant to video tape it as Greebo is hanging by his heals and skinned alive.... oh, the pleasant memories you could look back on, years from now. 8-)

Ok... it is not really an intelligent move to risk yourself over such a low-life (I say this with respect, Greedo, really, I mean it), so he will survive this one, I guess.

[Squeeky]

MODERATOR INTERVENTION:
Loup pleased be warned, ensure that your lair is feline-proof!

[Loup Garou]

Ty, Squeeky, but unless Greebo decides to cross the pound, I am pretty sure I am safe. 8-)

[LRM]

DiTo; edited
@Lou: Hiring a hitman????? Moi.....??? for an alleycat????/ Naaahhhhh, not worth the money. And, though I think his fur isn't worth skinning, at least not for wearing it, there's always the possibility I would skin him alive. Just for fun.

@ DiTo;
Is that a job offer? Money HAS been tight, but I'll decline at this time.
Lou

[Rastifan]

A 'dressed' version, with a little scenery:

"Greetings fair maiden. I am a mighty warrior. Would you grant me and my gallant steed some water? No no lady, I have taken a vow of celibacy. Do not tempt me with your sinful appearance. My wow was taken before my god and... Aah screw it. Come here you naughty gal. Let me show you my big sword...."

Ok not exactly Lord of the Rings. But that movie lovable as it was, had no sex in it. Totally unrealistic. Lovely work Ehlanna^^

[Greebo]

Ty, Squeeky, but unless Greebo decides to cross the pound, I am pretty sure I am safe. 8-)

I guess that must be a typo for "cross the pond" unless you're referring to the wolf pack patrolled compound that surrounds and protects your fortress.

I must say though I feel much aggrieved that DiTo should have misunderstood and taken such apparent offense at my words. I would have her know that beneath this scruffy, raggedy, battlescarred pelt beats the heart of a gentleman of the alley -- will my dying words be "my intentions were good!"?

Am I mistaken or did I not imply that DiTo's "cul" was not "trop gros"? I may have let slip that I lied about thinking she was making the query on her own behalf, but I can't always suppress my native alley cat sense of humour. Please accept my apologies if I have upset your sensibilities DiTo and let me reiterate what I said in a previous unrelated post -- "Oi darlin'. show us yer arse!"

[Xyzzy987]

Ok not exactly Lord of the Rings. But that movie lovable as it was, had no sex in it. Totally unrealistic. Lovely work Ehlanna^^

I agree that it's unrealistic, but remember that Tolkein wrote "Lord of the Rings" for his young children.

But this is one reason why "Game of Thrones" is so good -- plenty of sex!

[Rastifan]

But this is one reason why "Game of Thrones" is so good -- plenty of sex!

That series would be a fucking education in sex. The scene were Petyr Baelish is educating his two whores is priceless
Nevertheless! The series would kick ass without the sex . Read the books. I quick scanned through the sex scenes to get to the on going story^^

[Greebo]

But this is one reason why "Game of Thrones" is so good -- plenty of sex!

Coo! I am surprised! I haven't seen the TV series as yet, but I did read the first book of "A Song of Ice and Fire" several years ago and the only sex I remember from that was Cersei being seen by Bran doing the nasty with her twin brother Jaime Lannaster. Jaime hurled Bran off the tower and the dark tale got darker and darker with so many characters we had grown to like being killed off that my wife and I stopped getting the books out of the library. Our son read the books at the time and carried on longer, and he has recommended the TV series whilst saying that it bears little resemblance to the books.

As for Tolkien, it's true that "The Hobbit" was written for his kids, but "The Lord of the Rings" was written mainly for his own interest and for fellow Inklings like C S Lewis, and other adults, with memories of WWII fresh in mind, and any writing for a younger audience was more incidental. I suspect that the reason he refrained from letting sex rear its head was more to do with him being a convinced Roman Catholic of his time than with thinking of the effect it might have on any children that might read it

[DiTo]

But this is one reason why "Game of Thrones" is so good -- plenty of sex!

Coo! I am surprised! I haven't seen the TV series as yet, but I did read the first book of "A Song of Ice and Fire" several years ago and the only sex I remember from that was Cersei being seen by Bran doing the nasty with her twin brother Jaime Lannaster. Jaime hurled Bran off the tower and the dark tale got darker and darker with so many characters we had grown to like being killed off that my wife and I stopped getting the books out of the library. Our son read the books at the time and carried on longer, and he has recommended the TV series whilst saying that it bears little resemblance to the books.

As for Tolkien, it's true that "The Hobbit" was written for his kids, but "The Lord of the Rings" was written mainly for his own interest and for fellow Inklings like C S Lewis, and other adults, with memories of WWII fresh in mind, and any writing for a younger audience was more incidental. I suspect that the reason he refrained from letting sex rear its head was more to do with him being a convinced Roman Catholic of his time than with thinking of the effect it might have on any children that might read it

Well Greebs even you amaze me sometimes. With this knowledge and your appology I think I will reconsider......


for now.