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Re: The Dragons loins

Postby dolerhyde7 » Sun, 11Sep11 18:19

Exactly. If you could translate their kind of lust into a videogame you would have a sure fire winner. It would take serious effort and serious writing. Looks like your cold showers are catching, Loup. I'm off to simmer down and take some notes...
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Re: Secret Agent Girl!

Postby dolerhyde7 » Wed, 11Sep14 14:59

This is Dolerhyde.
The Dragons' loins sing once more with a game idea about the sexiest spy in the world, secret agent girl! Imagine a female cross between James Bond and Austin Powers, but no glasses or crooked teeth and you have our heroine. Sensuous but prone to getting herself into more trouble than she can handle, Michelle Du Pris has been tasked with the retrieval of a new bio-weapon, an incredibly potent sex spray that turns it's victims into sex crazed zombies! As a further complication she has to rescue the Presidents lovely young daughter Sophie, who Karine has kidnapped, brainwashed ( and sex sprayed! ).

Our spys' mission is to infiltrate a mysterious group of hippies ( the game is set in the 60's ) led by the beautiful nymphomaniac Karine and her lieutenant Billy Mercury, a handsome young man in love with her. Karine has managed to develop the sex spray mainly to control her followers, but now hatches a dastardly scheme; she plans to gas a major city initiating the ultimate orgy! The game would play as a stand-alone story of four or five acts or chapters and is an erotic spoof on the spy genre. It is set mainly in a large house and garden ( or commune ).

Set pieces here include Michelle joining the group and getting sprayed, transforming her into a tempory sex slave for Karine and Billy to enjoy a horny threesome sex scene!
A failed rescue attempt ends in disaster as Michelle and Sophie are caught and sprayed again; out of control with lust, they ravage each other as the group watches!
A mass hippie orgy which Michelle must try to avoid being caught up in!
A sexual showdown between Karine and Michelle; the first girl to orgasm loses the fight!
Billy initiating Sophie into the group with three other followers, blindfolds and bindings!
Michelles' desperate race against time to locate the sex spray as she is pursued by sex mad followers!

These are just a few of the many scenes that could be used. The storyline is flexible ( and stupid enough ) to incorporate almost any scenario you can imagine. The game MUST end with Michelle retrieving the sex spray AND rescuing Sophie or you get one of two bad endings; succeeding in the rescue but failing to capture the spray or visa versa is also a bad end.
And there it is. The Dragons' loins rest easy again. For now...
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Re: Alicia Anderson: Paranormal Investigations

Postby dolerhyde7 » Sun, 11Sep18 22:42

This is Dolerhyde. A certain... restlessness has come upon me. Time to consult the Dragons' loins.

This is an idea for a game about a group of paranormal investigators who meet their match when they are called in to verify a cluster of sightings at Halburton Hall, a stately home in rural England. Female guides, tourists and cleaners all claim to have been ' interfered with ' by a ghostly male figure dressed in old fashioned clothing. To combat this ghostly pervert, Alicia Anderson and her team ( Roberto the cameraman and Kirsten Jones the sound recordist ) must search the premises room by room to find clues as to how to stop him.

Each room ( dining room, wine cellar, master bedroom etc. ) has different items that are hotspots. Touching one may trigger a key event or a random event. Once a key event is triggered, regardless of how many or few random events have been seen, this will conclude this rooms' involvement. Random events include hidden dialogue, 'haunted house' events ( Lights going out, ghostly noises, items moving by themselves and a dozen other spooky cliches' ) and lightning flashes which reveal novelty shots of the two girls in their underwear and posing provocatively (this is totally surreal and meant solely to titillate ). Also, there is one hotspot in every room that will automatically lead to a bad end. This should be either quite easy to spot using common sense and perhaps a small visual clue.

The key events are your basic set-pieces, heavy on both gameplay and difficulty. So far i imagine 6 or more. Allow me to describe some for you.
#1: In one of the bedrooms, Roberto and Kirsten have become seperated from Alicia; the room grows cold and Kirstens' nipples poke out from her flimsy blouse, a fact not lost on Roberto. The ghost, Henry Merryweather ( The original owner of the house ) appears and slowly torments Kirsten by groping her and removing items of her clothing. Kirsten yells at Roberto to help, but he replies he can't, he has to get it on film... I'm undecided as to how far this assault should go as forced sex, supernatural or not, is not something I find erotic; quite the opposite in fact. Unless Kirsten finds herself turned on by it, or is hypnotized or something. It brings to mind a scene in the infamous 'Straw Dogs' where a woman is raped but begins to enjoy it. Really? I think NOT. Anyway I'm heading way off track here and on to shaky ground, so I'll leave this scene unresolved.

#2:Just before the end of the game, the heroine Alicia is seduced by a suave character she discovers in a hidden room behind the wine cellar. Only after a very steamy sex session does the character reveal himself to be Henry Merryweather! With a time limit imposed, Alicia spots various items in the room, one of which will exorcise him. But what will the others do, if anything?

#3: Henry Merryweather is not the only ghost in the house! His favourite maid ( Dressed in traditional garb ) is also around. She seduces Roberto in front of Kirsten, who gets so turned on that she join in. Slow and steady is the tempo here, with the seduction of Roberto taking up most of the gameplay. Initially, Roberto is horrified by the maids attentions', but a standing prick has no conscience. Once he gets a hard-on, it's all over.

I would like to think that this game would have multiple endings as it would have multiple hotspots in each of it's rooms, but one good and one bad end would work too, though I don't think as well. Just as with all my ideas, there's a lot of things left out that I'd like to write but I don't want to use too much space . I hope that you enjoyed my idea, and I thank you for your kind attention. The Dragons' loins can sleep now. But for how long?
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Six Rooms

Postby dolerhyde7 » Fri, 11Sep23 14:13

This is Dolerhyde. It's time for the Dragon's loins to take a break, but before we leave, here's a final game idea with a darker edge...

In this game you play as a young man who meets an attractive girl in a club. After a bit of chatter and a few drinks, the lady suggests a trip to another club; a little drunk, the young man accepts. He is not very experienced with women and is flattered by her attentions. She takes him via taxi to a dreary part of town that he's not familiar with and into a strange establishment...
I imagine this game with borders and frames, like you're reading a comic book ( I loved sin city ) and the gameplay is simple to match this; you're half reading, half playing. The ' club ' the guy gets taken to is basically one long corridor with a single room every few feet ( 6 rooms in all, ) and the girl stops them at each door to show the young man what's going on in the room. The doors are locked but have a small glass window that the girl urges the guy to look through. Inside the sparsely furnished room, a young couple are having sex in a variety of positions. Cue gameplay as you orchestrate the action via clicking on relevant body parts. As the stunned young man watches the action, the girl is gently kissing his neck and rubbing his thigh...

When the action concludes with a massive cum shot, the mysterious girl leads our hero to the next room. Room 2 features three ladies in corsets and stockings, victorian fashion, indulging in lesbian sex. This room is also plain and barely furnished. Again, you control the action; as he watches, the girl teasingly kisses and caresses him. Room 3 contains two men and a seemingly frightened young girl who is gradually stripped and forced into a threesome. As one man takes her from behind and the other goes in for a blow-job, the startled young man attempts to break through the door to rescue her, but the girl beside him shakes her head and directs his attention back to the action. Aware of the watching pair, the young girl looks toward the door and smiles; she is a willing participant.

Our hero decides enough is enough and tells the girl he wants OUT of this place. The girl calms him down, explaining that this is an exclusive club couples come to where they can watch the sex before retiring themselves to a vacant room for a little fun of their own. Half uneasy, half horny, our hero thinks he's in for a good time and agrees to stay ( proving the theory that when a man has sex on his mind, there isn't room for anything else, least of all common sense ). In the 4th room are three men and three women; the men are dressed like medieval executioners in leather hoods and the women wear delicate white robes. This room resembles a torture chamber. The women are tied to wooden stakes, stripped, whipped and screwed. All involved seem to enjoy the experience; the mysterious girl is rubbing the young mans' groin as he watches.

The girl tells him she wants to see one more room and then they can find their own room to play in; again, his hard-on cancels out any rational thought and he agrees. They continue down the corridor and he sees there are just two doors left. Two burly men stand guard outside the last door. Laughing, the girl explains these are the clubs bouncers, no need to worry. The 5th room holds just two people, a man and woman. This room is furnished like a living room; the man is dressed in casual shirt and slacks and is sitting on a couch reading a paper. The woman wears an apron and is dressed as a housewife. Without warning, she begins slapping the man as he cowers and cries; then she strips him and abuses him as the entire time the guy has a raging hard-on. This is your dom/ submissive set up and includes oral sex and anal.

As he watches this final set up, the girl has his dick out and is masturbating him, laughing. Just as he's about to come, she leads him ( by the cock ) to the last room.
She urges him to look in and he does. The room is painted black and is empty. The two bouncers are staring at him. ' This is your room ' she tells our nervous young hero.
' Don't you mean OUR room?', he asks.
' No '... She starts laughing again. The bouncers grab him and throw him into the room, locking the door behind him. After an hour spent trying to escape, he gives up and sits on the bare floor in the corner. Soon, he hears many footsteps outside in the corridor; they're heading his way. As he begins to cry, he hears the mysterious girl laughing outside his door...

What happens to our hero? I don't know because for me, that would be game over. If you wanted to be merciful you could maybe give him one hot spot or timed event at each room, giving him some opportunity to slip away. But why would you want to? This game was always meant to end badly for the guy, and the girl is just your classic femme fatale.
So that's it, time to go. As always, I thank you for your kind attention.I hope someone enjoys it.
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Bringing Sexyback - To The Circus

Postby dolerhyde7 » Fri, 11Oct07 15:54

This is Dolerhyde. The Dragons' loins left these beaches a little while ago for places far darker, and have returned....sated. But no sooner had we stepped back on to the hot, welcoming sands when familiar urges began to rise. Here is another game idea; I do hope it entertains you.

This game centres around Minteer circus, owned and run by its ringmaster Jameson Minteer. His daughter Drew has just been kicked out of college for an illicit affair with a teacher and she is the focus for what happens next. She is devious, manipulative, promiscuous and very sexy. A sexual hurricane is about to hit the tight knit circus community and it's name is Drew Minteer. There are a lot of characters to introduce, so I would do this a chapter at a time. All storylines are set in the circus and surrounding trailers; my vision of this game is a pornographic soap opera with clowns, performing animals, lion trainers, trapeze artists,acrobats and contortionists. With that much material it would be difficult to run out of situations and storylines, but it's Drew who is the protagonist, she drives most of the action. Here are a few scenarios from chapter 1.

Drew Vs the clowns: Upon arrival, she meets up with the circus' three clowns whom she has known all her life, all in full clown dress and make-up. They are a father ( married ) and his two sons, both around Drews' age ( teenage ). After exchanging pleasantries, Drew persuades them to go for a drink with her in her dad's trailer to celebrate her return. As they drink, she reveals more and more skin ( via gameplay ) and the drunker the men get, the easier it gets for Drew to get her way. This culminates in a sex scene ( gameplay ) as Drew takes on three horny clowns!

An Angry Wife: Daddy clowns' wife barges in just as they've all " finished " , catching them at it. The three clowns flee for their lives. Drew is lying on her back, naked and dripping come. Mrs. clown begins screaming abuse and threats at the young girl but soon her eyes become fixated on Drews' tits and pussy, something not lost on Drew. Apologising, she blames the entire situation on the booze and how " nobody meant for it to happen ". Then she slowly begins to masturbate. Mrs. clown berates her again but soon her voice tails off and she watches. Overcome by the sheer horniness of it all, she herself begins masturbating. Soon, she is lapping between Drews' legs initiating gameplay of a full-on lesbian sex scene.

Childhood Sweethearts: Mrs. clown rushes from the trailer overcome with guilt and confusion, much to Drews' amusement. Still intent on causing trouble, and still horny, she goes in search of her childhood sweetheart Johnny, the lion trainers son. They haven't seen each other for years and their relationship was never physical as they were too young. She finds him sat at a table outside his trailer eating lunch with his girlfriend, a pretty girl with long blonde hair. Instantly jealous, Drew sets out to sabotage this relationship. Sitting herself next to Johnny ( his girlfriend is seated opposite him ) she introduces herself and they talk.In gameplay she squirts ketchup over the blondes' blouse; then she kicks her under the table, openly flirts with Johnny, touching and caressing him until she finally spills a drink on his crotch and begins rubbing him with a cloth. The whole sequence is realised with gameplay. The blonde loses her temper and storms off leaving the way clear for Drew to seduce Johnny, which she does. More gameplay as they have risky sex on top of the table in a variety of positions. Afterwards, Johnny confesses that he's always loved her and asks her out but Drew's not interested; she's had her fun and departs, leaving her childhood sweetheart hurt and angry. This situation is far from resolved as further chapters prove...

The tone of this game idea is plenty of hot, kinky sex, but plenty of melodrama as well, with a bit of comedy mixed in. As the game progresses so does Drew's character and relationships; you find out why she acts the way she does and meet a lot of new characters with their own little stories to tell. The Dragons' loins are, for now, satisfied. I thank you for your kind attention.
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Re: The Dragons loins

Postby Loup Garou » Fri, 11Oct07 18:40

I would be sure that, in chapter 2, when Mrs Clown walks in, the positions are father fucking her vaginally, son 1 fucking her anally, and her giving son 2 a blow job. WHHHYYY do I stress this? She is driven not just by a lesbian urge, but also by the thrill of drinking her husband's cum from another woman's pussy -- even in a one on one encounter.

Of course, strange images run through my mind. Like the circus having a side show with a dog-face boy and a bearded lady, both of whom are in a torrid affair (with all their facial hair, the two would have problems finding relationships in the real world, so they "comfort" each other). Toss in the protagonist who will receive cunnilingus from two furry faced people (their facial hair entangling with her pubic hair in very much the same manor that pubic hairs intertwine during sex). Ok. That one is a little bit strange, but it is all your fault for introducing the circus theme.

For the high-wire guy, think of the challenge of keeping balance while carrying a woman wrapped around you and mounting your manliness. That would be a hard wire to walk.

Of course, I save the kinkiest for last. The lion-tamer's son's girlfriend... what does she do in the circus? Hmmmmm. I see the protagonist stumbling upon this girl being "comforted" over the loss of her boyfriend by her partner in the ring. Which partner? Well... she does her stunts in the circus riding horseback. So her partner is her stal.............. well...................... you get the picture. Of course, you needn't use this. It is just one of those strange ideas that run through my mind from time to time. 8-)
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Re: The Dragons loins

Postby dolerhyde7 » Fri, 11Oct07 19:27

Loup, you have outdone yourself! I thought my imagination knew no bounds until I read your latest post. Your visualisation of the clown orgy and Mrs.clown is exactly how that scene should play out. I'm still trying to wrap my head around everything else...How the hell did you come up with the dog-faced boy and bearded lady scenario? I'm not sure if I'm jealous for not thinking of it first or relieved because I didn't! I like the high-wire idea, the way I'm visualising it reminds me of ' Behind The Green Door ' with the guys on those swings.
As for your last idea, I'd better not comment, although I'd like to. I'm not brave enough...
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Re: The Dragons loins

Postby Loup Garou » Fri, 11Oct07 19:54

If I think of circus, I think of old time circus. The kind that would have barkers in front of the side-show tent. Inside were strange humans. And Jo-Jo the dog-faced boy is one of those images that sticks in my mind when I think in this genre. And bearded lady is not far behind. The level of facial hair between the two would be... astonishing. And the bearded lady would never have to worry about having more facial hair than her boyfriend. 8-) Of course, it also strikes me that, from the bearded lady's pov, I think she would be fascinated by the idea of a man whose face is covered in fur nibbling at her cunt. Horror images of being eaten by a werewolf would take on new meaning and be far less frightening and far more titillating (or cuntillating). But that's............. just me. 8-)
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Re: The Dragons loins

Postby dolerhyde7 » Fri, 11Oct07 20:49

It's the thought of all that hair, pubic and otherwise, covered in come...the stickiness! The STICKINESS!!! Thank you, Loup, I now have multiple images of 70's porno movies playing in my head. :crazy:
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Re: The Dragons loins

Postby Loup Garou » Fri, 11Oct07 22:53

I have this image of you as you say (type) your last comment.... especially "the stickiness! the STICKINESS!" It makes me think of Marlon Brando's death sequence in Apocalypse Now, "the horror...... the horror....." But, hey, I am goofy. 8-)
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Re: Adventures In Babysitting

Postby dolerhyde7 » Fri, 11Oct14 22:38

This is Dolerhyde. It's time to let the Dragons' loins loose again. For your entertainment, this is a game idea inspired by an incident that happened to me when I was young and by a 70's porno movie. I would have this game play like a Shark adventure with hotspots, traps and timed events.

Tonight, Sophie is babysitting 8 yr old Mikey for Mr. and Mrs. Smith, an attractive couple in their thirties. They live in a good neighborhood in a nice house and Sophie is their regular babysitter. She will be sleeping over tonight as the Smiths' may be coming home fairly late. Sophie is a fairly typical teenage girl who wears her blonde hair in a ponytail and has a toned, athletic body ( cheerleader ). In gameplay, Sophie puts Mikey to bed and wastes no time in 'phoning her best friend Teresa who comes round to keep her company. As Teresa arrives, we are introduced to the permanent pain in the ass which is her dad, a policeman. He 'phones her, warning her not to have any boys over; he's out in his patrol car this evening and may call in just to check on her. The Smiths have given him a key in case of dire emergencies but Sophie doesn't know this!

Sophie and Teresa get into a conversation about boys and Teresa tells her what a great kisser her new boyfriend Kurt is.( Gameplay )The girls break open a bottle of wine and soon the talk turns to sex. Both girls get a little tipsy and a little horny. Teresa offers to show Sophie how Kurt kisses; horny or not, Sophie has never kissed another girl before and is a bit scared, but the alcohol is the deciding factor. Teresa kisses her and Sophie lets herself go and a heavy petting session develops. Teresa is the more experienced of the two and isn't scared to experiment; she starts feeling Sophie up as the action gets hotter. Aroused, Sophie mimics her friend and soon the pair are half naked and about to get serious! Suddenly there is a loud knocking at the door! This is a timed event as Sophie must put her clothes back on and get the door before her dad opens it with his key and catches the girls undressed; she must also pop a mint before opening the door or daddy will smell the booze, which again is game over.

Once dad is reassured he leaves and the relieved girls finish their lesbian scene. The giggling gives way to kisses and fumblings and the girls undress each other ( Gameplay ).The girls are on the couch and Teresa is on top of Sophie, licking and sucking her nipples, then going down on her. When Sophie comes, she returns the favour. The scene ends with a 69. They get dressed and Sophie is feeling ashamed and guilty, but Teresa tells her it was just a bit of fun and doesn't have to happen again. There is another knock at the door; it's Kurt who figures this is the perfect time and place for sex with his girlfriend. Teresa talks Sophie into letting her and Kurt use one of the bedrooms so long as they're quiet. Gameplay as Kurt and Teresa have sex in a variety of positions. Just as they finish, Sophie's dad comes to the door again and despite her reassurance, he hears a boy's voice from upstairs and runs up to investigate. Another timed event as Kurt and Teresa must quickly gather their clothes from the floor and find a hiding place in the bedroom. Successfully gathering their clothes is no guarantee of victory here; some hiding places will be searched, like the main wardrobe or behind the curtains. Again, if caught it's the end of the game.

Finding nothing, her dad leaves with a warning that he could still come back at any time. Sophie is very pissed off with him and Kurt and Teresa leave.( Gameplay ) She pours herself the last glass of wine and orders a pizza. She is thinking of her encounter with her best friend Teresa and it's making her horny. It's in this excited state that she answers the door for her pizza and finds a very good looking boy attached to it. She invites him in on some pretence and deliberately spills wine on his crotch. Before he can protest she starts rubbing the wet patch with a cloth until he gets a noticable erection through his jeans, and soon he's standing in the kitchen with his jeans and underpants around his ankles. Sophie gives him a hand job which quickly turns into a blow job. With his cock deep in her mouth they both hear knocking at the door...daddy's back! Another timed event as the pizza boy has to pull his pants up and leave fast via the back door. If he's not quick enough the game is over.

Eventually, dad leaves again after a heated row with his daughter. Very pissed off now, Sophie looks around for something to do ( gameplay ) and finds some unmarked dvd's in a small cabinet. Curious, she puts one on. It's a porno! She settles down in a chair to watch it and soon gets horny; she undoes her jeans' shorts and pulls them and her panties down, kicking them off. She masturbates. Beside her is a small table with a pair of candlestick holders on it ( with two candles ). Fans of classic 70's porno's might guess what's coming...Legs spread, Sophie is close to coming. She notices the thick candles and takes one, using it as a dildo. Fucking herself hard and on the verge of a huge orgasm, she opens her eyes and sees Mrs. Smith standing above her....To cut a long story short, this scene is a threesome with Sophie and Mr. and Mrs. Smith and it's long and horny, leaving no variation unexplored and every action realised with gameplay. I imagine it as the set-piece of the game and to put down all I see for the scene would make this already lengthy post too indulgent. The game ends with three spent but happy people asleep together in Mr. and Mrs. Smiths' bed.

I hope this has been entertaining for the reader, there isn't much point otherwise! Thank you kindly for your time. And we're off....
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Re: The Dragons loins

Postby Loup Garou » Fri, 11Oct14 23:30

Ok. This is going to be a little strange. But a variation ending. First, during at least ONE of "Dad's" visits, he has to be entering the key into the lock as she is opening the door -- so she knows he has a key. When she is using the candle, she will hear the key entering the tumbler. She will (if the player is not aware of who ELSE could be entering the door) do everything she can to attempt to be ready for his entry. No matter what position she is in, the parents will enter. If she is fully covered, the game will end in at least what one may perceive as a positive ending. She will go to bed, wake up with the money in envelope against her door, and she will go home. Only the knowledgeable will not try so hard to cover up. Why? Because that will spawn the REAL good ending, where she is caught, literally, with her pants down by the wife, and the three-way begins. The second reason why I suggest this is because these kind of tasks have always been do it right, you get out in one piece. Do it wrong, game over. This one, however, would be Do it right and you get an ok ending. Mess up and the good shit begins.

This way, there are 3 or 4 bad endings, one "good" ending, and THE great ending.
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Re: The Dragons loins

Postby dolerhyde7 » Sat, 11Oct15 00:03

Agreed, Loup, multiple endings are a lot more interesting in a game than ' you win ' or ' game over '. I'd like a ' disastrous ' ending option too. That would be for the threesome to be discovered by Sophie's dad. " Look out, he's got a gun! "...
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Re: The Dragons loins

Postby LRM » Sat, 11Oct15 00:31

dolerhyde7 wrote:Agreed, Loup, multiple endings are a lot more interesting in a game than ' you win ' or ' game over '. I'd like a ' disastrous ' ending option too. That would be for the threesome to be discovered by Sophie's dad. " Look out, he's got a gun! "...

What if the Mrs finds Dad's gun only fires blanks?
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Re: The Dragons loins

Postby Greebo » Sat, 11Oct15 00:58

LRM wrote:What if the Mrs finds Dad's gun only fires blanks?
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What? Do you think Sophie's not really his daughter? [img]smile/!rofl.gif[/img] [img]smile/!2214_EM2.gif[/img]
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