Beach Rules - Everyone Write Before Posting

[shark]

First rule :
on the beach, clothing are prohibit for mermaids.

[digits]

On peut tagger là c'est bon?

I like this one.

Undressing a willing mermaid can also be interesting though.

[Craban]

I never thought this part can be undressed ... but I happily accept this experience :-)

[co90921]

shark wrote : First rule :
on the beach, clothing are prohibit for mermaids.

shark wrote :

Sorry, but mermaids are not allowed to wear any clothing in the lagoon. (If that is not written in the rules, we have to do it very quickly..)

Certain rules do take precedence here in the Lagoon.....

I note that this rule was established in a very short time period. No time for dissention among the Mermaids!

[co90921]

As digits and Craban have alluded to in their posts above: Undressing a Mermaid can be very enjoyable and "stimulating"....if you know what I mean.......

[qbv8]

... and possibly the last thing that you do on earth. But: what a pleasant death!
And remember: even Napoleon died [no]in[/no] on Helena ...

[co90921]

qbv8 wrote : ... and possibly the last thing that you do on earth. But: what a pleasant death!
And remember: even Napoleon died [no]in[/no] on Helena ...

I do not know if undressing a mermaid would be the last thing that I would do. It depends on how "unique" I was undressing her.

On St. Helena, if Napoleon had a choice of how he was to die, I am sure that he would have prefered to spend his last minutes in a mermaid's arms. Legend has it that Napoleon was poisoned, but that is for another thread.....

By the way....This Mermaid let me live.....

[co90921]

Sorry about the size of the picture above. I did not know it was that large.

[qbv8]

Hey, co90921

I do not know if undressing a mermaid would be the last thing that I would do.

It depends on her, if she lets you live ... (hint: lack of oxygene down there)

And concerning Napoleon: don't be so intellectual, take it more literally. Helena sounds like a girl's name, doesn't it?

Great picture that!

[co90921]

Okay, I will be more literal concerning Napoleon. Yes, Helena is a girl's name. You also said that Napoleon died on Helena. So maybe he did die in her arms, literally .......

Thanks for the compliment concerning the Mermaid picture!

[qbv8]

Yes, or just in her ...

It's just like this:
Wer liegt unterm Nußbaum und stöhnt?[img]smile/xsmilegah.gif[/img]
Antwort: Frau Nußbaum[img]smile/xsmilegah.gif[/img]

[co90921]

qbv8 wrote : Yes, or just in her ...

I will just leave your statement above alone!!!! Very Good!!

[qbv8]

Your picture above could serve as a great decoration for the mermaid's bar in the lagoon.

[co90921]

qbv8 wrote : Your picture above could serve as a great decoration for the mermaid's bar in the lagoon.

Thanks!! It would look great behind the Bar. I wonder if Cloe' would agree?

[co90921]

qbv8 wrote : Yes, or just in her ...

It's just like this:
Wer liegt unterm Nußbaum und stöhnt?[img]smile/xsmilegah.gif[/img]
Antwort: Frau Nußbaum[img]smile/xsmilegah.gif[/img]

qbv8:

It looks as if Arnulf has you "in his sights" for some casual humor. [img]kator/smyley3.gif[/img]