Please Help!

[Squeeky]

Pardon. I am adolescent pilot fish.
This is my FIRST post, so be gentle.
I want a PM to solve my problem, or send me a walkthrough.

I have no want to read all that stuff. I'm Mum's "golden-haired" little boy, and because I'm "so cute" I usually get what I want, real easy, like Dad's car on weekends! Hehe!

Why would I want to exert myself? Come on? Why?

[Trucla]

Poor little mouse...

What do you need now? A cruise to Tahiti???
Just mention it and it's done!

But... please stop crying! You become so ugly on those occasions...

[Arnulf]

I have my doubts if this is the right place for such a thread (although it is really funny!)

[Mimailia]

Squeeky, you forgot: "This is my FIRST post, so be gentle."

WTF! I've always wondered if these people did the same thing in real life.

--Walks up to a group of strangers-- "I'd like to join in the conversation, but this is my FIRST comment, so be gentle."

Unrelated, Arnulf it's good to see you're back - hope you are well.

M

[DiTo]

Mimailia wrote :
--Walks up to a group of strangers-- "I'd like to join in the conversation, but this is my FIRST comment, so be gentle."
M

Next line is probably: "In which ass can I stick my dick?"

[Squeeky]

DiTo wrote :
Next line is probably: "In which ass can I stick my dick?"

And you'd smack my face black and blue even if I suggested yours!

Luv you D!

[shark]

it seems that the sharks become wilder when they grow old...

[Trucla]

shark wrote : it seems that the sharks become wilder when they grow old...

... and much better like Port wine...

[Squeeky]

I have a sense that ...so be gentle.. is a line which belongs to DiTo, and I would be but she doesn't seem to care

I am however somewhat disappointed that LRM hasn't offered some advice!

[DiTo]

.....rat passing......
@ Shark:@ Would a mousetrap shut him up?

[Squeeky]

Not just any rat D, Aussie water rat!, protected species too, so please ... be genteel!

[DiTo]

I will Squeeks, only will cut your tail, just to see if that name fits you.

[LRM]

Squeeky wrote :Edited
I am however somewhat disappointed that LRM hasn't offered some advice!

You are doing a fine job without my intervention. Besides it takes three or four of the same questions all appearing on one screen or extreme whining to set me off.

Desire and Submission has exceeded my whine quota for the next 3 years!

@Ditto
OH NO!!! Not my tail(?)!!!
edit added Ditto

[Squeeky]

re LRM -

@Ditto
OH NO!!! Not my tail(?)!!!
edit added Ditto

Thanks for the support! But I doubt that she'd really mutilate a lovely critter, but then rats could well nibble on lovely blond hair as revenge!

Haven't actually researched our water rats, but I'm fairly certain that they are carnivores, fish being their main diet. As a teen I had a fish tethered, and it disappeared overnight, presumably a ready constrained morsel for such a creature.

Oops! A Water Rat in the Lagoon ... oh! .... Nuh! .... Think I'm safe if I prey on pesky pilot fish ... and tease blond mermaids!

[DiTo]

Have to correct you Squeeks, I'm not a mermaid, never have been... I eat them for breakfast (or for dinner or whatever other occasion I get my hands on one). Never had a complaint from Cloé though. She loves it when I nibble...