Dumb Shit You Never Do In A Zombie Apocalypse
- You find a fucking morgue.
- You ENTER the fucking morgue.
- There is a body on the slab covered by a sheet
- You go over to the body.
- You start to remove the sheet from the body.
Do I need to go on? If you are alive at this juncture, it is because of pure unsoiled celestial luck