@ Allisonic1
Have you graduated school? The post immediately above yours answers your question. A few minutes spent reading (the rules for 1) will save us both frustration!
L

Bloody unbelievable

If I had the possibility to start a primary school, I surely would know where to get my pupils

pouvre L... hehehe. And stop comparing yourself with the sardines L. It doesn't do your avatar right!!

60nowise wrote : OMG!!! DiTo as School Maam

60, How many times do I have to tell you 1 plus 2 doesn't always equals five!!!

But seriously, I AM a teacher!

OMG !!! DiTo as School Maam



poor pupils

Sorry DiTo, i had to delete the first picture and made it a little bit better!

ok, ok, it does'nt always equals five....
but perhaps sometimes???

60nowise wrote : OMG !!! DiTo as School Maam



poor pupils

Ooo you don't have to worry bout my pupils 60, they're all behind bars.

DiTo, do you teach math?

(a+b)*(a-b) = a²-b²
a = b
(a+b)*(a-b) = a*a-a*b
(a+b)*(a-b) = a*(a-b)
=>
(a+b) = a
a=b=1
2=1 !!!!!!!!!!

you two are fun and funny...

He, 60 NO-wise, you cannot multiply with ZERO!
You know, that is the most forbidden step in maths!

The second most forbidden step Arnulf - the most forbidden would be more likely to be dividing by zero!

This reminded me of the old story of how Noah sent all the animals out of the Ark with strict instructions to "go forth and multiply".
Soon all had gone except a pair of snakes. "Please Noah, how can we multiply - we're adders!"
Noah scratched his head and said, "Go to the woodshed until you've figured out a way."
Time passed and Noah had almost forgotten the snakes, but one day out wriggled the proud parents with half a dozen little baby adders.
"Well done!" said Noah, "How did you do it in the end?"
"We used logs!"

zero???we don't need no stinking zeros... :P

@ Greebo and Arnulf:
I know the forbidden steps in maths very well, but doesn't look it amazing at the first sight?

Yes it does, but it is similar to the Bible: you can find a proof for everything in the bible!