Most Cheesey Chat Up Lines

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Most Cheesey Chat Up Lines

Postby PinkVendetta » Sat, 14Nov15 15:22

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Re: Most Cheesey Chat Up Lines

Postby Mimailia » Sat, 14Nov15 16:59

Years ago, I had a business card that read: "If you would like to have sex, smile and keep this card. If not, just tear it up." It was, however, made of some space-age material that could NOT be torn or destroyed in any way. Used to get lots of laughs with it!

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Re: Most Cheesey Chat Up Lines

Postby PinkVendetta » Sat, 14Nov15 21:42

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Re: Most Cheesey Chat Up Lines

Postby Greebo » Sun, 14Nov16 12:59

I just came across what is definitely not a chat up line, but rather a sort of put down line, and I felt I had to share it:

"She's so catty, she should come with a litter box."
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Re: Most Cheesey Chat Up Lines

Postby Ehlanna » Sun, 14Nov16 22:01

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
"Nice shoes, fancy a shag?"
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Re: Most Cheesey Chat Up Lines

Postby Mimailia » Mon, 14Nov17 12:29

Ehlanna wrote:"Nice shoes, fancy a shag?"

Reminds me of a line a friend (of a friend) used to use. He would ask a girl to dance, at a club, if she said NO, he would reply "dead-pan" - "I guess a blowjob is out of the question?" He swore it had about a 5% success rate.

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Re: Most Cheesey Chat Up Lines

Postby Greebo » Mon, 14Nov17 12:33

Were those the 5% with active herpes? [img]images/icones/icon13.gif[/img]
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Re: Most Cheesey Chat Up Lines

Postby el drakki » Tue, 14Nov18 20:29

Mimailia wrote:
Ehlanna wrote:"Nice shoes, fancy a shag?"

Reminds me of a line a friend (of a friend) used to use. He would ask a girl to dance, at a club, if she said NO, he would reply "dead-pan" - "I guess a blowjob is out of the question?" He swore it had about a 5% success rate.

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The same in spanish:

-¿Bailas?
-¡No!
-Entonces, de follar ni hablamos...
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Français 9/10
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Re: Most Cheesey Chat Up Lines

Postby Zellgoddess » Sun, 14Nov23 15:47

Seriously no one put up "your legs must be tired, because you have been running threw my mind all day long" or "did you fall from heaven because you look like an angel". two most well known and cheesiest pick up lines.
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