A short journey through some of the more embarrassing comic book adventures. Let's start with this dubious piece.



I am sure the plot here is quite innocent, but our cynical minds will take this in a certain direction
no matter how hard you try to pretend it doesn't^^

Onwards to the next hilarity.



Then tell us what it taste like Superman.
You might be tempted to think the subconscious mind of the creator tries to tell him something. Closet gay much



By a customer me thinks.



Ah one of Marvel's earlier sins. The Whizzer

I quote Wiki on this fellow!
"The origin of this Golden Age character begins while Robert Frank is on a trip to Africa with his father, Dr. Emil Frank, where Robert is bitten by a cobra. Dr. Frank saves Robert by a transfusion of mongoose blood, and soon discovers that he has developed super-speed."

To clarify! Blood transfusions are not a cure for cobra bites as far as modern science is concerned. Not even with mongoose blood. Especially not with mongoose blood. This is why comic artists should be banned from entering the medical profession.



He also looks like a pedophile



Another dubious hero lost to obscurity. Meet the Black Condor. Little Richard Grey was born in Mongolia during a scientific expedition his parents were members of.
The expedition was attacked by bandits and everyone died except for baby Richard, who was later found and raised by condors.
If huge carrion eating birds don't know how to raise a baby, then who does?

Not bad for a bird that doesn't even live in Mongolia, or anywhere near Asia for that matter. This guy saw the light of day under world war II. Damn they needed heroes back then^^
And to make matters even worse!



Being raised by Condors apparently hands you the ability to give aerodynamics and gravity the finger.



I think I know what this is. Batman was bitten by a radioactive fashion designer from France. No offence^^



I could not believe they actually did this.



But then I saw this and became a believer. The Punisher and Eminem in the same comic. This one was done with Eminem's full approval and cooperation. The downside to having Eminem's approval is that you also get a shit-ton of Eminem's suggestions, which resulted in this.



Now the little cunt is more bad ass than Frank Castle. Nothing is sacred any more

Thank you for sharing the pain

Brilliant, Rasti, brilliant! You had me in stitches!

Greebo wrote:Brilliant, Rasti, brilliant! You had me in stitches!

As always, I aim to please

@ Rasti..Got my first laugh of the day

Try guessing the back story to this one. I sure can't
And how will it help her to get out of there? Her vagina is haunted. One would assume she has to take it with her as she leaves.

That's nothing! What's worse is that she is disappearing into "Censor Space", tits first!
If she's not careful she will vanish like the Cheshire Cat except, instead of a grin, she will leave nothing but a haunted vagina!

That explains some of the spooky sound effects in all those scary movies...

It must be the wind blowing across her haunted vagina!!

Whooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Enough to put the willies up anyone



(I'll let someone else explain "willies" to our non-English friends)

Pass!

Al right I get it now. This is from Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose. Which would explain her ghost ridden love tunnel.
The guys behind that comic was never big advocates of logic.

And willies Goosebumps or shiver with fear or creepiness.

Rastifan wrote:And willies Goosebumps or shiver with fear or creepiness.

Well that's one meaning...

And I think I finally deciphered the worst Wolverine I have ever seen.




Nuff said^^

I was made aware of a fellow named Humberto Ramos which is famous for his giraffe necks.

But in all fairness, not only Ramos seems to struggle with the most basic idea of neck anatomy.
An artist named Dan Adel painted this steroid-soaked atrocity of a Superman.

Rastifan wrote:

And I think I finally deciphered the worst Wolverine I have ever seen.




Nuff said^^

He Rasti! Is that guy in the top pic related to the "blue meanie" in your icon by any chance?

kessie8yl wrote:He Rasti! Is that guy in the top pic related to the "blue meanie" in your icon by any chance?

Nope. My avatar is The Tick. A hilarious cartoon for adults that was on Tv some years back. His war cry was!

SPOOOOON^^

Rastifan wrote:

kessie8yl wrote:He Rasti! Is that guy in the top pic related to the "blue meanie" in your icon by any chance?

Nope. My avatar is The Tick. A hilarious cartoon for adults that was on Tv some years back. His war cry was!

SPOOOOON^^

Look like cousins to me