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Welcome To Real Album (Music) Covers From The Dark Ages

Postby Rastifan » Sun, 13Mar31 11:26

Read The Shocking History

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I could not muster up enough courage to find out what it all meant. But I did got love mother or something before I manage to pluck out my eyes.


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A gift for friends who are feeling down no doubt. Let's all share shall we Freddie.


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This is what happened when people didn't have internet.

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Let's face it! Christian rock bands haven't changed much. The god awful (as it where) PR tactics

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Worst fucking idea ever. Using your album cover as a family photo folio.

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That's right baby. Show us those legs

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Slam dunk'n hoes??? And limited edition. In other words, damage control.

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Hallelujah brothers.

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If you can comment on this one, be my guest.

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As real as this cover?

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Might I suggest that the police will come not due to the dancing, but the knifes and the nunchuck you are probably going to hurt your self with.

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A newer one, and no Vanessa. You are not cool, never was and will never be in any universe.

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BEHOLD! The blue avenger.

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I see! Now try imagine the worst.

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Who ever that is, hide the poor bastard.

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No fucking comments.

Thanks for sharing my pain^^
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Re: Welcome To Real Album (Music) Covers From The Dark Ages

Postby Greebo » Sun, 13Mar31 16:27

Rastifan wrote:Read The Shocking History
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This is what happened when people didn't have internet.

No, Rasti, that's what happens when most of the group are unable to see what's been perpetrated on their behalf! [img]images/icones/icon13.gif[/img]
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Re: Welcome To Real Album (Music) Covers From The Dark Ages

Postby Greebo » Sun, 13Mar31 18:05

Rastifan wrote:Read The Shocking History
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Let's face it! Christian rock bands haven't changed much. The god awful (as it where) PR tactics

Let's not go OTT on this Rasti -- admittedly that's a pretty awful album cover and I bet the group weren't much better, but I remember some outstanding Christian rock performers and the album covers weren't bad either. The likes of The Sheep (The Sheep and Lonesome Stone), Barry McGuire (Seeds), After The Fire (Laser Love), Larry Norman (Only Visiting This Planet) -- the list goes on
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Re: Welcome To Real Album (Music) Covers From The Dark Ages

Postby Rastifan » Mon, 13Apr01 02:46

Greebo wrote:I remember some outstanding Christian rock performers and the album covers weren't bad either. The likes of The Sheep (The Sheep and Lonesome Stone), Barry McGuire (Seeds), After The Fire (Laser Love), Larry Norman (Only Visiting This Planet) -- the list goes on

Outstanding Christian rock performers may have the resources to a hire designers, but this is not about them, and the history of Christian rock bands in this regard are well know. Go to some of their web sites and behold the design or the lack of it. I am sorry, but I would not care if it was Dali lama who committed crimes against good taste. I would be on him like a bad suit.

There are sites dedicated to bad religious cover designs, but I had no interest in picking on them alone which is why I added a lot of others as well. I took the worst because of terrible designs and ideas. Not because what they represented. This is not about faith, but taste ;)
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Re: Welcome To Real Album (Music) Covers From The Dark Ages

Postby Trucla » Mon, 13Apr01 19:00

Rastifan wrote:Image

If you can comment on this one, be my guest.
Just because I respect you a lot, here are my comments:
I don't know what's the worst: this awful cover or the player/singer. As a matter of fact this guy is one of those who explores in his "shows" the most abominable easy humour.

Under different circumstances I wouldn't loose my words speaking about this anthology of bad taste!

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Re: Welcome To Real Album (Music) Covers From The Dark Ages

Postby Rastifan » Mon, 13Apr01 23:57

Greebo wrote:No, Rasti, that's what happens when most of the group are unable to see what's been perpetrated on their behalf! [img]images/icones/icon13.gif[/img]

LOL
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Re: Welcome To Real Album (Music) Covers From The Dark Ages

Postby Rastifan » Mon, 13Apr01 23:57

Trucla wrote:Under different circumstances I wouldn't loose my words speaking about this anthology of bad taste!

Cheers!

Thanks for your time then [img]images/icones/icon15.gif[/img]
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Re: Welcome To Real Album (Music) Covers From The Dark Ages

Postby Rastifan » Tue, 13Apr02 00:01

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Attagirl :roi:
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Re: Welcome To Real Album (Music) Covers From The Dark Ages

Postby Greebo » Tue, 13Apr02 10:37

Ohh!...Yes!...Yes-s!...Yes-s-s!...YES-S-S-S! Oh, Svetlana, your lips are out of this world! [img]kator/smiley130.gif[/img]
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Re: Welcome To Real Album (Music) Covers From The Dark Ages

Postby luke » Tue, 13Apr02 12:42

Rastifan wrote:Image

If you can comment on this one, be my guest.

Hope that he don't get his (what you know) stuck in his accordion... OUCH :cry: [img]kator/smiley52.gif[/img]
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Re: Welcome To Real Album (Music) Covers From The Dark Ages

Postby Greebo » Tue, 13Apr02 20:14

An accordian is also known as a squeezebox which is a slang term for a vagina, as is "quim" -- so what's he really up to? [img]images/icones/icon15.gif[/img]
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Re: Welcome To Real Album (Music) Covers From The Dark Ages

Postby kessie8yl » Sat, 13Apr13 20:19

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Well I wonder what their name translates as? :)
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Re: Welcome To Real Album (Music) Covers From The Dark Ages

Postby kessie8yl » Sat, 13Apr13 20:29

Meet the new Cub Scout leader.... He's as camp as anything:

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Re: Welcome To Real Album (Music) Covers From The Dark Ages

Postby Rastifan » Sat, 13Apr13 20:36

If Tino went to jail, all the inmates would celebrate^^
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Re: Welcome To Real Album (Music) Covers From The Dark Ages

Postby Rastifan » Sat, 13Apr13 20:38

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In the background you see the incest barn.

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And Kevin here wants to share his beauty.
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