JIMMYJOHN wrote : A propos, pourquoi le nom de "LUKE"?
Parceque tu tires plus vite que ton ombre?

Non, pas tout à fait. Vois ma réponse à cette question dans cette discussion

Sexychild68 wrote :
"Religion is the opiate of the masses"
"The masses are the opiate of religion"

Do I read heinlein here?

My all time favorite is:
"Specialization is for insects"

My dog's philosophy:
If you can't eat it, f*** it.

My Girl Friend's philosophy:
If it isn't expensive, it isn't worth a f***.

My philosophy:
If at first you don't succeed, f*** it.

There's too much f***ing philosophy in this world and not enough f***ing f***ing.

Regarding computers:
Computers save us time so we can do the things we wouldn't need to do if we didn't use computers.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

D-Willy wrote : There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

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D-Willy wrote :
Regarding computers:
Computers save us time so we can do the things we wouldn't need to do if we didn't use computers.

Ouch, this one hits too close to home!


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D-Willy wrote : There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

shark wrote :
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x 10

and a bit more

Heh!

"The highest test of a civilization is its willingness to extend a helping hand to the less fortunate. Like an individual, it lifts itself up to up by lifting others up."-Booker T. Washington

My favorite is:
"If you do not know what it does.... don't fuck with it!"

And for the person whom states it is to much trouble to vote.
"If you didn't vote......Don't bitch"

En français:

-"Les cons, ça ose tout. C'est même à ça qu'on les reconnait." Michel AUDIARD, dialoguiste de cinéma.

-"L'intelligence, c'est comme un parachute, quand on en a pas, on s'écrase." Pierre DESPROGES (le regretté!),humoriste français.

-"quelle est la matière qui ne manque jamais? L'intelligence! Chacun croit toujours en avoir assez." (?)

Je confie à quelqu'un de plus qualifié que moi le soin de traduire en anglais, je ne crois pas Google assez fin pour ça!

A méditer, moi compris...

Marco.

Edit:

Ne voulant pas passer pour un "chieur", un petit dernier que l'on m'a dit être polonais:
-"C'est quand le chat est repu qu'il trouve que le cul de la souris pu!"

English:-"Is when the cat is fed it found that the mouse's ass feels!"

"Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering" -Yoda

"Better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

Attributed to lots of people in one form or another, from Socrates, through Galileo, to Mark Twain

"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god."

-Jean Rostand

Hmm! A very lonely god!