i know the first quote...i haven't heard the 2nd one before...its pretty good...

To think before you speak is like whiping your ass before you take a shit

Arne Anka, a swedish unemploed poet, drunk and philosopher cartoon duck.

OMG...that is so funny...i love it...

Tjommi wrote :

To think before you speak is like whiping your ass before you take a shit

Arne Anka, a swedish unemploed poet, drunk and philosopher cartoon duck.

Hei Tjommi!
I think it's wiping and not whiping.

It's funny cause we have a saying in my country that is similar to that. Translating it to English it gives:

To love without being loved is like ...

Cheers!

koi tere puta tonga-o-te-a otu tahau ãka

Don't sail into the sunset without your boat

Il ne faut jamais remettre à demain ce que l'on peut faire à une

To live with a woman, that is to have to settle together problems that you would not have alone

"All animals are created equal, but some animals are more equal than others."-George Orwell

"Love: a temporary insanity cured by marriage."-Ambrose Bierce

that last one is not something i believe in, but i find funny...

A girl dreams of being kissed on the lips.
A lady wants everybody to kiss her ass.
A woman wants you to kiss her pussy.

Life is what we make out of it, so live it to its fullest.

"Eyes are of little use if the mind is blind."-Arab proverb

"The intelligence is constant, mankind increases." (unknown)

Love is like a delicate flower. Care and nurture it and it will bloom bright and beautiful. Abuse it, even just a little, and it will wither away.

First, I have always loved the Nitche v. God quote... and I find it amusing that God got the last word.

Proverb of the day: Shit happens. The world is an imperfect place. (insert reference to what ever just went wrong here) all the time.

It ain't what you don't know that makes you look like a fool: it's what you do know that ain't so.