[RPG Maker VX Ace][Patreon] Caliross 0.990 Oct/19/2021

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Re: [RPG Maker VX Ace][Patreon] Caliross 0.984a Apr/18/2021

Postby mdqp » Sun, 21Apr18 13:47

This is not a very late april's fools joke, it's just the inevitable monthly update to Caliross. For the steep price of $ 0.00 you too can play something that will make things awkward between you and uncle Joe when he inevitably surprises you, but only because your choice of waifu is "trash tier", according to him.

Version 0.984 adds lots of scenes with a variety of girls like Lea, Carla, Kira and more. This update could basically be dubbed the "pervert update"*, given how little content there is outside of new scenes.
Develop a crippling addiction to waifus by playing the free version (download here or at itch.io). Check the changelog here to discover that the only girl you like in this entire mess didn't get a new scene in the last 4 years, and develop crippling depression, instead.

*As opposed to the usual, very chaste and family-friendly updates we usually push around here.
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Re: [RPG Maker VX Ace][Patreon] Caliross 0.985a May/18/2021

Postby mdqp » Tue, 21May18 15:29

May(be) it's time to inflict upon the unsuspecting populace another Caliross update! Destroy your social life and sink into P.O.R.N. addiction (Profound, Original, Riveting Narratives)... Okay, maybe the story isn't that good, but I had to use this acronym somewhere.

Version 0.985 adds a super secret succubus brothel, revisits Ginnuk's ending for more orc love, and adds some random scenes here and there, with vampires (only the ones with a PHD), werewolves and even regular humans (the horror)!

Incur in the wrath of your ancestors* and play the devious free version (download here or at itch.io). Check the changelog here and embrace your hatred for unordered lists and unhelpful documents**.

* Ancestors not included with the base game.

** I elevated writing these into an art form.
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Re: [RPG Maker VX Ace][Patreon] Caliross 0.986b Jun/15/2021

Postby mdqp » Tue, 21Jun15 15:35

Once again, the masonry, the FBI and CIA all conspire to hide from you the apex of human civilization: SMUT! But fear not, for I will go to any length to bring you the only true entertainment for the age of enlightenment! You need not the nagging of your fellow humans and troublesome "social interactions", you need 2D waifus* and husbandos to fill that void.

(download here or at itch.io the free version of the ultimate waifu companionship simulator, while you can inform yourself on what really matters** by reading the changelog here​. I hope you have fun, and let me know if you find any issues. ^_^

*3D waifus can be purchased for $199.99

**Strangely enough, it's NOT the waifu stock market
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Re: [RPG Maker VX Ace][Patreon] Caliross 0.987a Jul/15/2021

Postby mdqp » Thu, 21Jul15 15:33

What's hotter, the summer weather or the waifu? This and many more existential questions will be answered* to you if you play this month's update. All will be revealed to the true believers! Join the church of the "One True Waifu" today!

(download here or at itch.io the free version of this mess some might call a game, while you can calculate how much I slacked off by reading the changelog here. Joking aside, I hope you like the update, and have fun with it. ^_^


*But not really, weather isn't mentioned all that much in Caliross. Waifus on the other hand...
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Re: [RPG Maker VX Ace][Patreon] Caliross 0.988a Aug/23/2021

Postby mdqp » Mon, 21Aug23 14:51

​The best software for your electronic entertainment since "Paint Drying Simulator"* returns! Now with more quests, harem content and annoying option files to copy/paste between updates! How wonderful!

(download here or at itch.io the free version of this thinly disguised malware, read the changelog here to learn exactly what makes it tick.

P.S.

Since starting next month I'll be increasing the number of commissions (7 per month for Caliross, and 3 for my next game TOTDC2, in case you are interested), if you were thinking about starting to support me or increase your current donation, now would be the best time for me. Word of mouth is also greatly appreciated (let grandpa know what he is missing)!
​*"It's the most boring thing I have ever witnessed. The realism is astounding. 10/10" - IGN
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Re: [RPG Maker VX Ace][Patreon] Caliross 0.989 Sep/20/2021

Postby mdqp » Mon, 21Sep20 17:35

Stop right there! I am here to tell you all you need to know to get all the (2D) women you want, with this one simple trick*.

Step 1: Download here or at itch.io the free version of this waifu festival, and read the changelog here to learn what new depravity got added to the game**.
Step 2: There is no step 2, you don't even need to play the game (support on Patreon is appreciated, however).

*But first, you must give me your credit card details, to verify you are 18+. Our company was audited by an independent panel of nigerian princes, so you know you can trust us.

**There might be a quest about puzzles, are you aroused already?
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Re: [RPG Maker VX Ace][Patreon] Caliross 0.990 Oct/19/2021

Postby mdqp » Tue, 21Oct19 12:13

It's that time of the month again! Wait, not THAT time of the month, it's just another Caliross update!​

Time to climb the guild ladder with a couple more quests, because what's sexier than a job well done? Nothing, I tell you! Especially if the quest has a bimbo route for the ones lucky enough to have the bimbo trait. Question your morals by partaking in the debauchery that is my game. Download here or at itch.io the free version of the most brilliant corporate job simulator*, read the changelog here and wonder why it's more convoluted than a Venezuelan soap opera.​

*You can get screwed over everywhere, at any time, by anyone, truly life-like.
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Re: [RPG Maker VX Ace][Patreon] Caliross 0.990 Oct/19/2021

Postby mdqp » Mon, 21Nov15 14:53

​It's a bird? It's a plane?! No, it's another Caliross update!

Nobody expects the "sexy scenes" update in an adult game, so I hope you find it suitably shocking that this updates sees our heroine's chance of getting laid increase by a total of 8 scenes (if you don't believe me, I dare you to check the changelog here​ for more details). Downloadhere or at itch.io the free version of the premiere "is this my new fetish?" simulator*.

*I am actually super squemish, so the game is perfect to let these new, shiny fetishes sneak up on you, and before you know it, you are addicted to vampires sweet talking your pants off, you want to seduce any Emperor you meet, and you are deeply upset when your landlady or at least her daughter aren't brainwashing futanaris.
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