Double Sick 2 by Josefus --google-english

[Josefus]

Hello Lagooners,








Here is my response to the Super Game "Coffee for Keisha." A wonderful game. You really make it again one to spoil his favorite character.

Hotspat !!!!!! 1.Picture search on the tap right Angelika How in "Coffee for Keisha") lol




Well. Here is a story written by life.
Not for children and softies.

here the link. Megaupload is closed. I use Rapidshare.

here a new link to Hotfile

https://hotfile.com/dl/196292058/9420605/Double_sick_2.1.rar.html

wait please... there are problems with Rapidshare. Sorry....

https://www.rapidshare.com/files/179094626/Double%20sick%202.1.rar

140 Pictures
32 files
Double sick 2.rar 41,5MB

enjoy

PS: You see shortly several new games. I look because no ranking list. * laugh *
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Here you see the way to end1 ---green line---

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Here you see the way to end2 ---use what you will------

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Here you see the way to end3 ---red line---

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yello line ---> waitress


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[HANGON]

Is not working

[Josefus]

Hi hangon,

thank you for your comment.
What is not working? Rapidshare or the game?

[NapoleonSolo]

Is not working

I assume he means the download.

This is the error message:

Download not available
File owner's public traffic exhausted. (da3c7b74)

This is what Rapidshare's help says:

I get the error message: Public Traffic exhausted
The owner of the file has no more Public Traffic, therefore no files from that customer can be downloaded. At 00:00 CET, the Public Traffic will be reset and you can start downloading files from that user again.

It's obviously a very popular file, should be available again in 2 and a half hours.

[Josefus]

Hi NapoleonSolo,

Thanks for your comment.

Sorry...

Now I know why ... LOL. since 18.00 gamers load down like crazy my last game "a long shadow" . Thats the problem with my public traffic.

[NapoleonSolo]

Thank you for the new link. Looking forward to playing the game.

[kessie8yl]

Hi NapoleonSolo,

Thanks for your comment.

Sorry...

Now I know why ... LOL. since 18.00 gamers load down like crazy my last game "a long shadow" . Thats the problem with my public traffic.

Hotfile seems to be ok...

Well that wasn't worth the bother. I got as far as _begin2.html
From there each option leads to A00.html
...and from there all 4 options lead to Gameover.html

World's shortest game?

I've tried this in Firefox, Chrome and Opera - all the same.

I've mentioned this before but can you PLEASE put your text in a box - it's impossible to read black text on a dark background (which often includes black)...

[katakana132]

I got the game going by manually opening A01 and trying to progress from there. But I must say I have no idea what the english dialog is trying to tell me.

[AngryH]

It not English, it's Google-English!

[Greebo]

I'm afraid I am part of the problem as far as the English is concerned. I remember now that I think I offered to translate this for Josefus last year and actually started doing it, but personal matters gained precedence and I forgot my undertaking.

Please accept my apologies Josefus, I won't promise anything this time around, but I'll try to restart my efforts if I can

Greebo

PS Does anyone know a translation of 'Schnecke' into English in the contexts used by Josefus that doesn't just sound weird? Snail as a description of lady parts doesn't quite do it for me! (Although I believe it can also mean a honeyed bun! ...Cinnamon whirl anyone?)

Hmm, that could be the start of a new instance of Cockney rhyming slang -- "I woz aht larst night wiv me latest Cinnamon" (Cinnamon whirl -- girl)

[Calvin07]

Josefus...

Don't take my criticism too seriously becasue I don't do games myself and therefore don't know what hard work lies behind to make them.

But as always with your games I'm geting tired of klicking ones in the left corner or somewere else in the picture to get the message, Continue, then I have to klick on the mouse outside the picture to get this text to disepere before my next try, were I of course again get the message continue. After like 15-20 klicks IF YOU ARE LUCKY you stumble over the sentence and action you should find and can procide to the next picture were you have to repeat the tedious procedure again and again.

Becasue you can never be sure that there ain't a hiden sentence somewere in the picture. So u have to do this on every one of the picture and when it takes up to 5-7 min for each to compleetly cover the whole pictures with klicks the game feels really really slow and booring. Most when you dont have a safe option so you don't have to start all over again when you do something wrong !!!!!!

In this game I gave up after the sex scen with the bar maid... I can't force myself to start over again to see where I did miss some f***ing sentence between all the "continue messages.

Is there really NO WAY to get rid of 80% of the wrong places and give the player a better chanse to find the spot ???

[ludwig]

hi,

ich wollte nur mal DANKE sagen! Werde das Game gleich mal antesten...

lg

[Josefus]

Hallo Thanks for your Comments.


Heeeee this game is correct .... Hotspot search in first picture....the tap right Angelika


after this ..... search the hotspots... look at your points.

The game has been tested ...my answer to "Coffee for Keisha" Iseee it's a god answer ...

[Josefus]

kessie8yl

what yo mean ? -->read black text on a dark background


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My shit english ..... I just waiting for a way and tried. I give back a help file here in the forum! --> today

Heee at Tlaero I looked for the fingers to the bone .... Since you have no language problem.

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Ich stelle ein Bild rein. Da sind alle hotspots drauf...... für jeden Weg
Ja das ist mein bescheidenes Engkisch. Mann kann aber einiges verstehen.
Heee... Bei "Coffeee for Keisha" Ging es mir genauso. Ich gbe mir wirklich Mühe keine Scheisse hier rein zu stellen. Die Spiele sind getestet.
Nicht nur von mir.
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[LRM]

I'm afraid I am part of the problem as far as the English is concerned. I remember now that I think I offered to translate this for Josefus last year and actually started doing it, but personal matters gained precedence and I forgot my undertaking.

Please accept my apologies Josefus, I won't promise anything this time around, but I'll try to restart my efforts if I can

Greebo

PS Does anyone know a translation of 'Schnecke' into English in the contexts used by Josefus that doesn't just sound weird? Snail as a description of lady parts doesn't quite do it for me! (Although I believe it can also mean a honeyed bun! ...Cinnamon whirl anyone?)

Hmm, that could be the start of a new instance of Cockney rhyming slang -- "I woz aht larst night wiv me latest Cinnamon" (Cinnamon whirl -- girl)

Taco (hairy taco), camel toe, Venus mound,
I was out last night with my latest Sweet Thing.