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[woody]

Shepard - What the hell just happen Williams?
Ashley - Well commander, you gave me oral and...
Shepard - I know that, but I'm not a lesbian.
Ashley - You had me fooled sir.

What do we blame this on? Post traumatic stress due to war, or doesn't Shepard know her self as good as she thinks

me/1/2/3 are great games played through as man then female ,playing a great mod for skyrim a spell that give you 2 seriously hot succubus hubba hubba

[Rastifan]

"Dick Van Dyke"?

[Rastifan]

Meet Kitty Pousoix. She is French and from the game Duke Nukem Forever. There she has this cute maid uniform.
But that didn't last long once one of my forum modelers Evil Ash got his hands on her^^

Stuff she says in the game!
Kitty: "Bonjour, Monsieur. Kitty Pousoix à votre (at your) service. I have douche and waxed pour vous (for you). My English c'est bon, non? (is very good, no?)"
Kitty: "I have baked some dessert for you, Monsieur Duke. Would you like some wine or champaigne? Or would you like to go straight to the tart?
Kitty: *French Rawr Noise*
Kitty: "Would you like roses on your piano, *gasp*, or would you like two leafs on your organ?"

She is so naughty And I had to explain "two leafs on your organ" for a friend. I need to hook him up with someone.

[Squeeky]

.......

She is so naughty And I had to explain "two leafs on your organ" for a friend. I need to hook him up with someone.

Quite some years ago I'd have suggested a certain street in a certain suburban area close to Melbourne central.

Now it is a delightful area of cuisine where one can order a tart .... understand the other tart a la cuisine may be served within the close proximity too!
No! Pussy cat! I have not trolled the alleys to find out first hand.

[Rastifan]

Quite some years ago I'd have suggested a certain street in a certain suburban area close to Melbourne central.

Now it is a delightful area of cuisine where one can order a tart .... understand the other tart a la cuisine may be served within the close proximity too!
No! Pussy cat! I have not trolled the alleys to find out first hand.

There is tart, and there is tart^^

Can someone translate "Do my butt look to fat" to proper French? I cannot trust Google Translate. Last time I used it, the Romanian chaps I was currently
chatting with got them selves a good laugh.

[Greebo]

I have not trolled the alleys to find out first hand.

But I have!

Back! Back, everyone and give poor Kitty some air -- I know what I am talking about, I am a doctor! (Well maybe not, but the vet said something about being about to doctor me just before my escape!)

I should be able to communicate with her because I am such a cunning linguist -- pussy is my native tongue and I am an expert at it.

If you keep well back, I'll put her in the recovery position -- after I've given her something to recover from of course!

[DiTo]

Can someone translate "Do my butt look to fat" to proper French? I cannot trust Google Translate. Last time I used it, the Romanian chaps I was currently
chatting with got them selves a good laugh.

Mon cul est trop gros ? Is what I can imagine, but since I'm not a native.... I hope someone comes up with a more accurate one

[Greebo]

Mon cul est trop gros ?

I wouldn't have thought so, DiTo, judging by your avatar, but it's difficult to tell with all that water sloshing around it.

Oops, my mistake, I''ve just noticed you were responding to a previous post! </lie mode>

[shark]

[Loup Garou]

Mon cul est trop gros ?

I wouldn't have thought so, DiTo, judging by your avatar, but it's difficult to tell with all that water sloshing around it.

Oops, my mistake, I''ve just noticed you were responding to a previous post! </lie mode>

Oh... Greebo.... Well, it's been nice knowing you. I am pretty sure the hit-man that DiTo is going to be hiring will take you out quickly and painlessly, but....

[Rastifan]

Mon cul est trop gros?

Blame DiTo if this sounds a bit off^^

[Squeeky]

Um? What is her name ... Vanity???
Beside it can't be too big, I see her right side rump does even fit the suspender!!

[LRM]

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Mon cul est trop gros?

Blame DiTo if this sounds a bit off^^

I think I'd need make a much closer examination before I could answer.

[youpala34]

I think "Tu le trouves pas trop gros mon cul?" is more accurate. It's remind me an old french movie.

[Greebo]

No dear, it looks fine as it is -- now, enough with the vanity and finish cleaning off those cobwebs, and if you're good I'll let you wear that nice saucy maid's costume again! (Once i've got it off the nice saucy maid of course)