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[MSK]

I got a limerick

On the chest of a barmaid of Yale
were tattooed the prices of ale
and on her behind for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braille

[Greebo]

A bit OT perhaps. By the way, for her sake I hope the prices don't change or she'll need a couple of skin grafts.

Tap! Tap! Tap! Excuse me Miss, my name is Blind Pew -- is this the Admiral Benbow? Do you mind if I just check the price of rum?

[Rastifan]

Nice picture Rastifan! The only thing I find slightly amiss is the rather chunky nature of the tiger -- still if he is in the habit of providing this sort of transportation I think I might have an explanation for that.

Way back in my youth, my Uncle used to have the habit of reciting Limericks and one went like this:

There was a young lady from Niger
Who went for a ride on a tiger
They came back from the ride
With the lady inside
And a smile on the face of the tiger.

Nice poem. A guy who I assumed aimed to be a biological scientist gave me a long lecture in why I should not call it a tiger as I first did, but a sabre tooth cat.

"It was after all in the family of Machairodontinae (Felidae), Barbourofelidae (Feliformia) ..." I stopped reading there.

Some people cannot enjoy a picture with out making scratches in it with the fork of logic. I felt slightly offended that he was pulling latin on me as well.

[Loup Garou]

The first limerick that comes to my mind is a variation from the most common opening line of most limericks.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a hole in his bucket.
He said with a grin
And some cum on his chin
"Well, if I can't fix it, fuck it."

[Rastifan]

The New Surfer.

She never seen a lagoon like this before. It was to perfect. This could not be real. There were little things that indicated this.
Like the way the palm trees was swaying slowly in perfect rhythm to a slow erotic drum beat coming from somewhere.
Like how the fallen coconuts made perfect heart shaped formations in the white sand.

But most of all... most of all it was the baboon sitting on a branch smiling and waving to her. "Hi there missy" it declared. "The name is Rastifan.
Wanna have some fun?" As she slowly started to back off, a stick hit the baboon over the head and a purring voice said!
"Stop scaring her Rast. We talked about this. Now off you go. A feline creature walked up and the baboon creature wheezed like a snake before running off in to the bushes.
"Sorry about that" the cat person said. "He is harmless, he just like women". The creatures eyes measured her up and down indicating that, so did he.
"Greebo is the name" it said extending a clawed hand.

"I... I was just clicking this link and..." "No worries" the cat man purred, "I'll show you the part of the lagoon more suited for newcomers". As he guided her towards some huts with a bar
she could swear she heard a argument going on in the opposite direction.

"RKShooter, stop throwing rocks at Squeeky. And please DiTo, don't tease LRM. You know how exited he gets. Rast do not dare lick your self in public" "....." "I don't care if you're a primate. We had an agreement"

As the sun that was in a constant state of setting as this is what people expect a sun to do in a lagoon, the night came and a confused woman was introduced to the finer points of feline conversation over a tropical drink served in a coconut.

[Greebo]

I don't know, Rast, I'd have thought that you'd have known by now -- it's Greebo, not Greboo! Now back to that Pina Colada and ...damn it, she's gone! Anyone see where she went? What ? DiTo appeared as soon as my back was turned and they went for a walk in the Jungle? That's just my luck -- budge up Rast, you're not the only one with some serious licking to do!

[Rastifan]

I don't know, Rast, I'd have thought that you'd have known by now -- it's Greebo, not Greboo! Now back to that Pina Colada and ...damn it, she's gone! Anyone see where she went? What ? DiTo appeared as soon as my back was turned and they went for a walk in the Jungle? That's just my luck -- budge up Rast, you're not the only one with some serious licking to do!

My deepest apologies. Name corrected

(picturing DiTo and the woman)

[Squeeky]

Hey Rasti, keep those stories under tight wrap! There could be infiltrators from News of the World here and imagine what kind of scandal that could make if it went public!!

[DiTo]

I don't know, Rast, I'd have thought that you'd have known by now -- it's Greebo, not Greboo! Now back to that Pina Colada and ...damn it, she's gone! Anyone see where she went? What ? DiTo appeared as soon as my back was turned and they went for a walk in the Jungle? That's just my luck -- budge up Rast, you're not the only one with some serious licking to do!

My deepest apologies. Name corrected

(picturing DiTo and the woman)

Djeez guys, have to join the club... After I stripped her and we'd walked into the glancing water of the lagoon, I thought I heard someone coming from behind, but when I looked over my shoulder I saw no-one. When I turned back there was only circles of water were she stood before. A few bubbles popping up but she was nowhere to be seen anymo... Hmmmm, has someone seen that aussie furball lately? AH he just posted. Hmm, wanna share something Squeeks?

[flinter5215]

Hey Rasti, keep those stories under tight wrap! There could be infiltrators from News of the World here and imagine what kind of scandal that could make if it went public!!

Pay attention you colonials the News of the World could no longer cope with current moralistic climate and crashed and burned in clouds of histrionic outrage.

[Squeeky]

Ah, while that is so we are still seeing fall-out from the "Empire"!

[Greebo]

Would that be the Dark Empire of the Evil Sith Lord, Darth Murdoch? Is he still venerated in his birthplace, the Land of Oz?

[Squeeky]

Aye, would be. Venerated? No, I wouldn't really think so. His mother, Dame Elisabeth, beyond her 100 years, I would think is held in high esteem.

[cheese101]

I got a limerick

On the chest of a barmaid of Yale
were tattooed the prices of ale
and on her behind for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braille

sorry to say,but unfortunately this is no limerick,as limericks have 5 lines,a sample limerick(whilst crap,am not entirely sober whilst writing this) is:

A new farmer's helper named Wull
Accidentally was milking a bull
The farmer said, "Boy yer dumb,
You done milked the wrong one!"
Said the boy, "But me whole bucket's full."

[Squeeky]

In defence of MSK:
On the chest of a barmaid of Yale
were tattooed the prices of ale
and on her behind for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braille

is in fact a limerick but not visually formatted as would be expected:
On the chest of a barmaid of Yale
were tattooed the prices of ale
and on her behind
for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braille